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goldshirts-tightpants: same, intercom. same.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:28:51 +0300

goldshirts-tightpants:

same, intercom. same.

gingerhaze:

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:27 +0300

gingerhaze:

221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:13 +0300

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:08:03 +0300

definitelyafangirl:

patruelesfratresomnes:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.

gunsandhugs: gunsandhugs: gunsandhugs: Remember when Jensen said his favorite word was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:06:44 +0300

gunsandhugs:

gunsandhugs:

gunsandhugs:

Remember when Jensen said his favorite word was insatiable

and remember when he said he wears silk boxers

or how bout when someone asked what his best attribute was and he just looked down at his lap and then smiRKED

frustratedpen06: amandaonwriting: How to survive a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:06:33 +0300

frustratedpen06:

amandaonwriting:

How to survive a relationship with a writer

Fucking thank you.

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:05:09 +0300

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:04:39 +0300

fackingmoarkewkies:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

Calm down, Karkat

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Tue, 21 May 2013 16:04:23 +0300

nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:04:14 +0300

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

thatwetshirt: remember that time the former Prime Minister and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:56 +0300

thatwetshirt:

remember that time the former Prime Minister and King of England had it out in a fountain.

Doctor Who Series 6 Episode Stills 15/20

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:48 +0300

Doctor Who Series 6 Episode Stills 15/20

Let it go, brother

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:38 +0300

Let it go, brother

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Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:18 +0300

haveirecoveredfromtwistandshout: jared must get scared as fuck when he trips he probably falls for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:14 +0300

haveirecoveredfromtwistandshout:

jared must get scared as fuck when he trips he probably falls for like 10 years

amygloriouspond: doctorwhoatson: Pics or it didn’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:50:14 +0300

amygloriouspond:

doctorwhoatson:

Pics or it didn’t happen

SH

Sending you a video

MH

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:50:13 +0300

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

“We are quite ridiculous in our humor sometimes, which I think...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:49:37 +0300

“We are quite ridiculous in our humor sometimes, which I think only the pair of us can relate to…”

And then he was stumbling forward, falling more than running,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:48:52 +0300

And then he was stumbling forward, falling more than running, really, closing his eyes and shoving the dagger blindly out before him with both hands. He heard a crack, like the sound ice makes when it breaks beneath a man’s foot, and then a screech so shrill and sharp that he went staggering backward with his hands over his muffled ears, and fell hard on his arse.

When he opened his eyes the Other’s armor was running down its legs in rivulets as pale blue blood hissed and steamed around the black dragonglass dagger in its throat. It reached down with two bone-white hands to pull out the knife, but where its fingers touched the obsidian they smoked.

Sam rolled onto his side, eyes wide as the Other shrank and puddled, dissolving away. In twenty heartbeats its flesh was gone, swirling away in a fine white mist. Beneath were bones like milkglass, pale and shiny, and they were melting too.Finally only the dragonglass dagger remained, wreathed in steam as if it were alive and sweating.

damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:48:43 +0300

damnnlyssa:

mericanfootball:

This is a valuable lesson

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not