—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit
Oh my god
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.
Weird Al Yankovic Demonstrates How His Faulty Hotel Door Chain Gives Anyone Easy Access to His Room
oh mY GOD